by Hcucegv December 29, 2020
Get the First Lady URLmug. Punting on First Down is a term that means to squander an ample opportunity, or to not attempt an endeavor at all. Punting on first down is (usually) a waste of your other 3 chances to move the ball in football. By punting you have forfeited those other 3 downs and given the ball directly back over to the opposing team.
"I knew Jim would punt on first down, when he didn't even ask Pam out, even though she made it obvious she was into him."
by Isaac "84YearoldVirgin" Newton September 30, 2012
Get the Punt on first downmug. A title referring to media personality, sexpert and sex educator Lola Bastinado, bestowed upon her by underground Gotham, acknowledging the great respect for her status among the adult alternative lifestyles.
The prestigious Sybarite Awards is produced by the First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado.
The First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado can be seen on Playboy TV
The First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado can be seen on Playboy TV
by ChrisJennings May 14, 2015
Get the First Lady Of Lifestylemug. refers to love at first sight. jizz at first sight means that you jizz in first sight of looking at a girl who is attractive or a girl who can get you turned on
by mrpopcornman November 30, 2010
Get the jizz at first sightmug. The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).
Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."
Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."
Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."
by Paylardo November 21, 2009
Get the First Presenter's Advantagemug. "Maura has never read/watched Harry Potter, and she's just now starting Book One...ughhh #firsttimeenvy"
"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."
"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."
by flimsyB August 15, 2012
Get the first-time envymug. A mutual physical attraction between two shallow yet attractive individuals with a complete disregard for personality. Likely to be responsible for many failed marriages.
by Vlad Doucheovich December 5, 2009
Get the love at first sightmug.