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techno language

When a girl by the name of Izzy amazed me with a amazing reply to some old bastard who was dising her i gave her knowledgeable reply this title.
"that was some amazing techno language"
by Dave April 23, 2004
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technotard

I can't figure out an excel formula and I am clueless as to how to use the remote for my new Hi Def TV. I am such a Technotard !!
by Janet Goldstein September 26, 2006
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Technotard

A person, usually middle-aged baby-boomer who is completely inept at using most forms of modern technology, including, but not limited to; cell phones, computers, PDAs, printers, fax machines, photocopiers, etc.
My father can not figure out how to check his email or download a simple attachment. My father is a technotard.
by jettyrock March 25, 2009
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techno vagina

(n.) an ex-girlfriend of your boyfriend's that he still texts or facebooks regularly.
:boyfriend's phone signals an incoming text message:
Her: Is that her?
Him: Who?
Her: Your techno vagina! Is she still texting you!?
by Emdiz February 8, 2009
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technotard

Technotard: Combination of the word technology and retard
A technotard is a person that has delayed development in
grasping new technology.
He unabashedely admitted to being a real "technotard" when it comes to installing his new software into his computer.

Grandma is the most lovable "technotard" she never has learned how to put her DVD'd into her video system no matter how many times I explain it to her.

I had to ask my 11 year old son how to IM my daughter at college. I felt like a real "technotard"!
by Patt Cotingham March 11, 2007
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Technoblade

Technoblade is unfunny
by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022
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Technotard

Technotard is a derogatory term used by technology experts to describe people with little or no technical ability. Additionally, technotards do not generally have the desire or willingness to learn about technology. Instead, they rely upon technology experts or geeks to do everything for them. Technotards often have the mistaken belief that technical problems can be solved with little or no effort, and be fixed in less than five minutes.

One that has no ability to do more than check e-mail.
Tom is such a TECHNOTARD!!

He created a document, saved in on a floppy, gave the floppy away and now cannot understand why he can't get the file because it shows up in his 'Recent Documents' list!
by Coop Member September 28, 2006
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