Sudanese Suffocation

The sexual act of allowing a fat Sudanese woman to sit on your face and queef causing you to suffocate.

"Yo bro I heard bryce payed a random Sudanese lady to suffocate him last night"
"oh he got the one and only Sudanese Suffocation"

by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025

auto-erotic suffixation

An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless.

Got some Ai Chatbot posting as him on Kuro5hin.org ever since he killed himself with auto-erotic suffixation.

by Orion Blastar December 12, 2013

crab apple suffle

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

by tha captain September 20, 2016

life of suffering

A life of suffering is a point of view on ones life to the point of where they see no purpose left. These people may come off as depressed or suicidal, or even think of themselves a fuck up on this earth. Their troubles could be caused by breaking the law, drugs, or just being too much of a pussy to say anything to the girl of their dreams. These people generally do not accept help easily.

Friend: I heard from someone that you may be depressed

You: You're right I just am living my life of suffering

by S_X May 1, 2018

It’s sufficient that CJ loves Jade more

This means that it is very certain that from the bottom of He heart. To the verrrryyyy top of it. That he loves Her more. Wayyy more then she loves him.

“It’s sufficient that CJ loves Jade more than she loves him!

by Gayland August 15, 2018

Mother Effin Sufferage

An exclamation when something does not go as planned and you become noticeably disappointed.

*drops pot of chili on the office floor*
"MOTHER EFFIN SUFFERAGE!"

by ELadyFriend October 24, 2018

ee jee suffaline

Something you exclaim to Christian vegans while they're ensconced upon the lavatory, discharging fizzy gravy out of their crinkly crater and singing the Ugandan national anthem whilst rubbing their tummy

Timothy (a christian vegan): "Oh Uganda, Land of Beauty -" *farting sounds and shitty liquid hitting the toilet bowl*
Fred: "EE JEE SUFFALINE!!!"

by boeing737229 April 17, 2020