uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014

Brown Summit

The act of spreading one's ass cheeks and placing the butt hole on another party's (willing or unwilling) nose.

That guy was hurting after brown summiting Steve Carrel.

by jibjab337 May 16, 2014

fat sammich

What great gramps used to make you after a hard day's work , two slices of bread (of your lucky ) and one slice of bolagna

Come one down boys have I'll make you a fat sammich

by Mohawkvalleyman November 14, 2017

dummit summit

The condition of having a small penis. (3 inches or less, while erect).

small dick
tiny dick
hard dick
baby dick
3 inches

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Tom last night"
Girl 2: "What's he packing?"
Girl 1 "It's just a dummit summit"

by meme nation December 18, 2017

Masshole Summit

Tourists from Massachusetts to Portland Maine are often faced with the maze of one-way roads on non-parallel roadways. As the end destination is usually the Promenade at the top of the hill, many a Masshole has given up in frustration and driven up the hill going the wrong way on one of the smaller residential roads. The trepidation seen in these cars mimics an adventurer reaching a summit. The nickname resulted.

"Don't take that road, I saw someone turn onto it from the other end. Though you can if you wanna watch another one complete the Masshole Summit."

by justsomerandomdude123585346 July 11, 2018

false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more

I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!

by JLese October 6, 2020

.simply.sammie

.simply.sammie is a robloxian who uploads 15-30 second videos on the famous app, TikTok. She is absolutely opposed with Christmas, as she posted Christmas themed videos for a while. Her account is based off of Adopt Me! content, as well as mini introductions and skits.

Diana: .simply.sammie is so cool!
Faith: I know right!

by rat that hoe bitchhh December 2, 2020