self-potato

1. Spreading sour cream and chives on oneself and allowing ones partner to lick it off them.
2. A terrible Wheel-of-Fortune guess.

Woa! That's the guy that always tries to get girls to self-potato with him! What a parns.

by zonnila August 28, 2010

potatoes

gross vegetable giving to children that tastes like mushed up shit.

child: I don't wanna eat these potatoes!
parent: Com 'on, it's just like french fries!
child: really? (takes bite)
ewwww no its doesn't! this stuff is nasty!

by bublzrcool November 28, 2008

Potato farmer

Someone who will sire retards because they are so stupid it is baffling

That guy is a real potato farmer

by Blackie Robinson March 04, 2016

House Potato

A House Potato is an unemployed person that lives off other people's money, gives advice that nobody wants, and is in good general shape. Also brags about all the stuff she bought.

Stot telling me what to do you House Potato, I'v got a job!

by ***Dr Dave September 21, 2009

potato phone

Any phone that isn't a smart phone

thing one "Reem hasn't posted much on Insta"
thing two "Yeah, it's because she's reverted to a potato phone"

by MichielloM April 16, 2016

potatoe pussy

The unexplainable bulge in the front crouch of over weight women. Front Bum.

Ugh, that fat chick is wearing sweat pants and her potatoe pussy is hanging over her thighs. I think I am going to be ill.

by giorgio M April 30, 2005

Potato Chipped

Created in the year 2010 n: A term used on a person who is unknowingly projecting personal refrences on ongoing sexual intercourse, the term derived from the popular potato chip brand "Lay's" which can be percieved as the word "Layed" meaning (someone who has participated in sexual intercourse)

A: "Why is she so mad"
B: "I don't know but she definatly needs to get "Potato Chipped"!

by xcrozx January 03, 2011