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Nerd Poop

The act of sitting reverse on the toilet, setting one's laptop on the tank of the toilet, and using it while completing the poop
Friend: Hey bro you wanna Skype?
Nerd: Can't. I'm nerd pooping right now.
by Nerd Pooper July 20, 2011
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Anime Nerd

usually influenced at a young age by older anime such as pokemon, sailor moon, card captor sakura, and yugioh. (your average popular high school student probably watched two or three of these as a child. they grew up to become obsessed with society's opinions.) an anime nerd is simply someone who doesn't give a shit what other people think and has not lost sight of their inner child. their appearance can range from ugly to the most beautiful girl/guy you have ever seen. they have respect for the art form that is anime. once or twice a year they may spend their time at an anime convention making money or having fun (meeting new people, hanging out with friends, etc.). an anime nerd knows how to enjoy life (unlike some people). an anime nerd could be the person living next door. they could be the bag boy/girl at your grocery store. they could be your high school english teacher. they could be the man/woman you married twenty years ago.

remember, nerds are people too. and the majority of them have lives others are too stupid to accept. haven't you ever heard "don't judge a book by its cover"?
random guy #1: dude i just found out my girlfriend is an anime nerd!

random guy #2: holy shit! what are you going to do!?

random guy #1: ...have sex.

random guy #2: ...

random guy #1: what? she's hot!!
by ananimenerd May 16, 2009
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Nerd complex

Anyone who has a nerdy personality but has the option of wearing whatever makes them feel comfortable no matter how stylish.
Person A:I have a nerd complex.
Person B:But you dress soooooo cool!
Person A:I have a nerdy personality.
Person B:Ohh!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 27, 2010
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nerd

Someone who is smarter than the average person and who the less intelligent jealous people pick on. Beware! Nerds sometimes know karate and can actually break your arm if you try to physically engage them.
Idiot 1: Wow look at that nerd!
Idiot 2: Yeah hahaha!
Nerd: Hehehehe *beats both idiots up*
by bob October 15, 2006
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NERD

No Evidence of Recurrent Disease

Originally, medical personnel used he acronyn NED. But, among cancer survivors it has morphed into NERD, and something that can be proudly claimed and congratulated.
"I just got the results of my yearly scans, and I'm still a NERD!!!"
by Elizabeth Munroz November 27, 2007
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Nerd Orgasm

An overwhelming surge of excitement triggered by something incredibly lame including--but not limited to--math, computers, or video games.
Nerd: OMG I just beat the 3rd sub-boss in level 19!!

Regular Dude: Easy, cowboy...after your done creaming ur pants from ur nerd orgasm let's go to that party--we're gonna be late.
by n3lson July 6, 2010
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Nerd Fame Again

When you google "Define anagram" it gives you "Did you mean Nerd fame again?" It is a Easter egg from google! :3
You: "Define anagram." Google:"Did you mean.. NERD FAME AGAIN?"
by ItzMikasa December 15, 2016
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