mumtard

A mum who is a retard =

#1: your mums a retard
#2: correction shes a mumtard

by yourmothersmellslikeyourface November 14, 2007

Mustardous

Mustardous; Meaning lack of mustard or honey mustard. Can be Used as a Verb, or an adverb.

Abbie was fealing very mustardous because she ran out of Honey mustard.

Kelsey wasn't mustardous because she just won 10,000 pounds of mustard from the mustard lottery.

by The Mustard King September 11, 2011

mustardbation

when someone uses mustard as lubricant during masturbation

Baby get the mustard I got to practice my mustardbation technique

by Tj boi dillic June 9, 2017

mustardbaiting

When a person makes a clickbait video but instead of something unrelated to get views its a picture of mustard.

I use mustardbaiting to get views.

by Rick C-139 September 16, 2017

Mustardmony

Mustardmony is the act of combining two half-full bottles of mustard to form one full bottle.

Unless you have squeeze bottles mustardmony is a slow process.

by kaman25 January 30, 2020

Mustardhair

Sex

Oh wow i really want to Mustardhair woman.

by PlayLikePiiw May 18, 2021

Mustardhands

In crypto, fretting over the dips. Can't hold onto coins. Hands are slippery and fearful/Yella.

Charles freaks out and sells his coins, instead of buying the dip, he's got mustardhands

by stillhours June 12, 2021