jinor mouse

When small mousy looking men have sex with other men on film or camera for money

To be mouse like in stature but have a ginormous sexual appitite hence "jinormouse"

Porn slang in bristol/brimingham for a child like lookin performer

"I saw a real jinor mouse the other night"

"I was with a real jinor mouse last night"

" i was with a bloke last night and he was a jinor mouse"

"I hired a jinor mouse for a shoot the other day"

by gareth sumnall October 12, 2008

House Mouse

A salesperson who get's a lot of house deals from the sales manager. Also known as cheese deals.

The new sales guy has a lot of cars out. It's because he is a house mouse.

by Uncle Redneck June 9, 2018

fanny mouse

a tampon.

"oh dear, i have my period, i should really stick a fanny mouse up there"

by amaree gilham December 24, 2003

blue mouse balls

The latent energy frustration built up by your mouse by looking at porn in much the same way it gets built up in you.

Thats the worst case of blue mouse balls ive ever seen.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Mickey Mouse Faggotry

Something that is unlikely that happens at an opportune moment, generally benefits one person or party involved in the situation and would offend and upset the other persons or parties involved...

Guy 1: Hey me and Lisa are totally going on a date on Saturday!

Guy 2: Dude WTF! She totally told me she was busy this weekend, Knock it off with this Mickey Mouse Faggotry! Like seriously Bro. Take that magical Disney Horse Crap back to the Club House!!!

by Jawziemotto April 20, 2010

the old bloody mouse trick

a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with
i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch hole and hold it in ur hand by the string and yell "ahhhhh, i found a mouse, a dead fuckin mouse" and watch the other person scream in horror until he/she realizes what it really is..then they uuuke

"Hey, Janifer...look...i found a dead mouse"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"

by hip's hip March 28, 2003

Mickey Mouse ring

A Mickey Mouse ring is a used term by Lebron haters, which they use to claim that the Lakers 2020 NBA Championship was too easy for them and they didn’t have any competition. There are also excuses that the Lakers won because of the suspension of the NBA for 4 months then resuming to the Bubble.

“LeBron and Lakers Mickey Mouse ring doesn’t count”.

by HelloMyNameIs? May 2, 2021