Hipster emo

Someone who has a somewhat outward appearance of an emo, but listens to hipster/indie music. Whereas people expect they listen to Black Veil Brides or My Chemical Romance(I know they aren't necessarily emo but people seem to think they are) or some other screamo music, they actually listen to other music like Toro y Moi ,Future Islands, The Vaccines, The Wombats, Fleet Foxes, or TV on the Radio etc).

or basically a hipster with emo hair,who doesn't wear weird scarves,Gigantic Bill Cosby sweaters with leggings, beanies, weird white worn out nasty converses, wolf shirts, cardigans ,saggy knit hats, pointless glasses that do nothing, plaid shirts, or weird cut off baggy shirts with weird things on it.

Emo Girl : Did you get the new BVB cd?

Hipster Emo Girl: No, I don't really listen to that type of music.

Emo Girl: I thought you did! What do you listen to?

Hipster Emo Girl: I listen to Indie music. haha Why did you think I like "That" type of music?

Emo Girl:Oh ...really??....oh I guess it was your hair.

Hipster Emo Girl: Does having my hair like this make it necessary for me to like screamo?

Emo Girl: No, i was just saying...
(AWKWARD MOMENT)

by IhavesidebangsBIGDEALhaha November 5, 2011

Hipstercrite

Referring to a person who is both a Hipster and a Hypocrite.

Rob is a Hipster and a Hypocrite. What a Hipstercrite!

by sje0123 May 20, 2008

Liberal Hippy

An individual who is against oppression but believes the private sector and big business should be oppressed. One who does not understand that the private sector pays taxes and creates jobs. An individual who believes holding hands and peacefull existence will provide a model example to all mankind; and in doing so every culture and society will embrace a dove and release it in unity. This action will lead to flowers in the hair and the abolition of the oil industry. Which in turn will change humanity from ambitious to a stagnate homeostasis. This individual will give no concern to socioeconomics but will embrace the idea that group sharing provides everything. An individual that does not fully understand the essence of cause and effect. An individual whose intellect is "below par". An outright hypocrite. One who denies reality. One who lives in fairytale land. Any individual who believes humanity in its current form can work together as a peacefull whole without laws and war. One who does not believe in organized government (the man), but believes the government should provide for everyone.

A Liberal Hippy drives their car around town to distribute flyers that say "Stop driving cars". A Liberal Hippy fights for peace. A Liberal Hippy doesn't understand why executives should earn more money than a grocery attendant. Liberal Hippies don't embrace the idea of payment for work. Liberal Hippies deny the razor and deodorant. Liberal hippies believe the government should take care of everyone. Liberal Hippies believe "Obama gonna pay my bills".

by Art Vandalay 6927 March 14, 2010

hippy

1. A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.
2. A person who grows their own herbs.

see John Kerry

The young boy remarked, "Look at all hippies in congress!"

by Smartie May 15, 2004

Hipster Deficiency

A medical phenomenon that occurs at Indie concerts, where the amount of hipsters present is not great enough to balance the acousticity of the music. Symptoms include a loss of enjoyment of music and constant worrying that this is the kind of show your mother would approve of.

As I walked into the coffeehouse, I noticed several teenagers severely afflicted with Hipster Deficiency. I prescribed tight-fitting clothing and vintage sunglasses, as well as a healthy dose of underground music on the spot.

by 3xoskeleton April 25, 2010

hipster

A hipster is a person, usually between 18-30, who enjoys trends and being ironic usually because it's fun and looks cool. The type of trends hipsters like are not considered trendy by the general public. For example, a hipster usually dresses in tight jeans, a shirt from salvation army, plaid, and oversized glasses. (Sometimes even unprescribed.) A hipster believes the stereotypical image of men and women are degrading, so instead they shop at stores geared toward the poor. A favorite among hipsters is over sized shirts, usually with animals printed on them like wolves and tigers.

A hipster generally doesn't follow the general social standards because a hipster feels more intellectually inclined and claims to be cultured. A hipster is generally enrolled in art school and takes photos of things that are trendy. (Mostly themselves and their friends who are also hipsters.) Hipsters claim to be the cultural phenomenon of our time and modern day philosophers. But don't be fooled, hipsters have not contributed to changing the world or benefiting it in any way other than acknowledging that Salvation Army has enough colorful clothing for everybody to wear.

Hipsters believe they are making a difference by taking pictures, creating paintings of miscellaneous objects, and playing music with a lot of loud noises. But when reflecting on all of this, no one has seen any progress in the world. A hipster is actually making the world a worse place by boycotting mainstream stores. It is killing the economy and making it hard for hipsters to pay their loans off from their liberal arts colleges. Therefore, hipsters have made a very sad and viscous cycle. Too bad it's not at all ironic.

Jack: Why is that kid coming out of Salvation Army with bags of clothes?

Betty: That boy is a hipster. He's against mainstream society!

Jack: Oh, I'm silly.

Betty: Yeah, you are.

by badlikeyourchildhoodoverbite March 25, 2011

hipster

Something you beat with a stick.

Person 1: lulz look at that thing. Is it a guy or something else? I can never tell.

Person 2: It's a hipster.

Person 3: *Beats it with a stick*

by Theodore McStick November 27, 2011