Flex Killer

1. (noun) One who kills the flex.

The Flex Killer, most often a female, kills the flex of surrounding individuals by eliminating any shred of happiness or joy present.

By sucking the life out of every enjoyable situation, the Flex Killer quickly becomes a widely feared and hated phenomenon.

They can be spotted most frequently at social events, geographic locations and even government-funded institutions (i.e. Prom, Wasaga Beach, Thornlea Secondary School, or in the general Thornhill region). This makes the Flex Killer a truly dangerous individual, and one to be avoided at all costs.

*Individuals gathered around enjoying the flex*

Enter: Flex Killer

QUE - Mayhem, chaos, mass suicides, abortions, diarrhea, syphilis, and general flex-killage

by TheLastPersonToEverKillTheFlex November 13, 2011

Fleetwerk

To give one's self a fleet enema, then proceed to twerk while excreting a loose, fluid bowel movement.

The stripper is willing to fleetwerk to Miley Cyrus music for cash.

by SomethingThatIsNotInUse September 11, 2013

Fletcher

fletcher is most likely the most amazing guy you’ve ever met. he has silky brown hair and will squeeze ur neck the best you’ve ever felt it before ;) as soon as you stare deeply into his light brown eyes you’ll fall right in love with him. he doesn’t break hearts. and if he does he doesn’t mean to. he’s very sexual but still keeps his cool. he has some nice dance moves that’ll make all the girls fly off their feet. his soulmate probably has a name that starts with the letter D. he’s great. :)

Jessica: fletcher is so cute i’m gonna ask him out
Danica: he’ll say no bc me and fletcher are REALLY meant to be. not u. leave.

by hiwelcometochilis6969 July 10, 2018

fleetwood squat

Sexual position; when the woman rides a man, but her knees and feet are out exceptionally wide

My French wife was so excited after watching Europe win the Ryder Cup, we went straight upstairs, and she gave me a Fleetwood squat.

by Powerfulgood September 30, 2018

Fletcher Da Rapper

A rapper who is a beast on the mic spitting some fire on a daily basis.

This guy, Fletcher Da Rapper, is great at spitting rhymes

by jrqwidhaserjkhsefkj February 4, 2019

Flex Tape

Fixes everything. Even a boat.

“I just used some flex tape to fix a hole in my heart.”

by TotallyUnreliableSource February 17, 2019

flex tape

flex tape is a tape presented to us by the god himself, Phil Swift. its also a beautiful meme

phil swift:Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

by Just An Artistic Gay Kid February 28, 2019