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ejaculation

See: Spooge

I spooged like a freight train last night, all over my bitch's face. She is such a spooge monster.

by Spoogie McSpooge August 21, 2003

E.J.

A rad dude who I met at a Defiance, Ohio show and is way cool. He booked Erik Petersen. That automatically makes him the best ever.

"EJ kicks ass"
"agreed!"

by Petey J May 2, 2005

ejerkulate

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

by Rimjob February 2, 2004

EJing

To unplug from the Web to allow yourself some creative space. An abbreviation of the term "Elton Johning".

Once a week I make a point of EJing, turning off my computer for a day to get some creative work done.

by Andrew Stone January 2, 2009

Ejaculant

-Adj.

1. To look like you have just masturbated

2. To appear to be a chronic masturbator

Person 1: Well you're looking quite ejaculant today

Person 2: Yeah, I jerked-off like 20 minutes, hahaha!

by Joshel ;) June 6, 2011

Boot and Ejack

The greatest philosophy of life is summed up in two words - Boot and Ejack. This phrase refers to a great night involving two elements - a boot (vomit) and an ejack (cumming), which means you have the means to:

a) consume alcohol
b) have wooed thine bitches under the influence of said alcohol

While many find the term demeaning, this outlook on life has led to many lolzzzzzz and great times.

Often can be shortened to "B and E"

Man 1: "That night was bitching"
Man 2: "Yeah, T'was totally boot and ejack"

by TheFush April 9, 2011