The greatest
philosophy of life is summed up in two
words - Boot and Ejack. This phrase refers to a great night involving two elements - a boot (vomit) and an ejack (cumming), which means you have the means to:
a) consume alcohol
b) have wooed thine
bitches under the influence of said alcohol
While many find the term demeaning, this outlook on life has led to many lolzzzzzz and great times.
Often can be shortened to "B and E"