Custard Cream

The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.

Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night

by J_Hop May 2, 2016

the cuss word song

A song by Rusty Cage. The lyrics are as follows:
Ohhhhh
Fuck shit bitch damn cocksucker
Pussy asshole cunt
Motherfucking dirty whore
Shat onto my lunch
Piss cunt damn bitch, suck my dick
Jesus Harold Christ
Shit bitch cocksucker
Goddamn motherfucker
Pussy asshole cunt!

Mumkey: Now we can sing the Cuss Word Song! Do you remember the lyrics?
Rusty: Boy do I ever!

by Alchemist657 July 2, 2020

bulldog eating custard

A way of describing a proper dirty battered woman's chuff

"and she had a chuff like a bulldog eating custard"

by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

Seat Cushion Hesitation

The reluctance to stand up at a sports event caused by the fear of changing the orientation of a perfectly positioned seat cushion.

Eli: That was a sick play. Chest bump!
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to get comfortable.
Karl: Same here. I've got about six cushions in the perfect position.
Eli: You guys suck... Damn seat cushion hesitation.

by pandamonger September 21, 2009

Chain of custody

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, and the woman passes the semen from her mouth to the woman's mouth sitting next to her. Usually this must be done at least 4 times before a true chain of custody has been established.

Jon: "Who has the chain of custody now?"
Brant:"I can't tell, all of their mouths are closed."

by Sebastion Pico August 30, 2008

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

cuslumber

When a male awakes from sleep and his penis is hard like a cucumber.

I woke up yesterday with some mad cuslumber, damn my dick was hard!

by Mark Finken September 25, 2007