Tablespoon Coon 

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.

White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"

Tablespoon Coon by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012

Dune Coon Itis 

A medical condition in which the infected exhibit some or all qualities of that of a dune coon. Although rare, there have been fatal cases. DCI for short.

Me: Have you seen Adam lately? He's acting a little duney.
Wayne: Yea, I noticed that too. I'm no doctor but this might be a case of some serious dune coon itis
Me: That sounds about right, what a little poon.

Dune Coon Itis by Sloppy 10s January 20, 2009

desert coon 

persons from the middle east of arab or persian background

don't shake the left hand of a desert coon because they don't believe in toliet paper

desert coon by c0smo July 7, 2006

sand coon 

not to be confused with a sand dune, a sand coon is something no holiday maker wants nearby when they're eating. it's enough to put you off your chips oh yes it is

we went to some arab country on holiday but there were too many sand coons so we came home

sand coon by stephenjolly February 15, 2008

bad coon 

Mr. Whitford, or any distiguished Canine, toy that makes it behave badly.

"Bad coon made me do it" "I didn't do it, that was bad coon!"

bad coon by Mr. Whitford's mom February 14, 2012

trailer coon 

A half black half white person with both traits of trailer park trash and ghetto black tendencies.

Ex. That mulatto guy in the wife beater is trying to get free food by complaining about everything! He must be a trailer coon.

trailer coon by drifterztx April 22, 2014

Lisa Coon

a kfc wrap full of coon cheese

that lisa coon taste like caramel

Lisa Coon by snogga January 15, 2019