when she goes to shit and it comes out as diarrhea after Taco Bell and smells like pumpkin coffee on sundays
by unicornsavage1890 June 29, 2021
Get the pumpkin coffeemug. So I met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man
After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.
Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.
Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
by The Lorde of Onyan Rangs June 24, 2016
Get the coffee diggermug. When you're tired and you desperately need coffee, but since you haven't yet had coffee, you're failing at acquiring coffee. (A play on the phrase "catch 22.")
I apparently needed coffee too badly this morning. I made a to-go cup, but left it on the kitchen counter at home! Coffee 22.
by ImpunityJainne February 13, 2018
Get the Coffee 22mug. by YuOfTheNight April 17, 2017
Get the Canadian Coffeemug. by Mr. Black August 28, 2017
Get the Strong coffeemug. a word used to describe the experience of sensory blindness associated with the moments between waking and having the first cup of java
"I was coffee-blind as I walked to the kitchen, tripping over my cat and stumbling toward the coffee cups, crashing into the wall and hoping for a Starbucks ambulance to arrive with a coffee IV."
by Word Ganesha October 25, 2011
Get the coffee-blindmug. Yo I'm bored and tired let's play coffee pong. It makes sense because Doug is old and wouldn't make it through the day without it.
by Idaho_Udaho October 20, 2014
Get the Coffee Pongmug.