Clampongus

While it might sound like the name of a mushroom, most definitely because of the similarity between '-pongus' and 'fungus', clampongus is a term used to belittle someone, similar to idiot or moron. Most commonly used when a person has done something reckless or risky.

Disembodied head touches the orb
Cylinder: You fool. You blongus. You absolute utter clampongus. Think about the consequences of your actions.

by inar February 3, 2023

Clamps

Someone who plays championship defense their entire life. This person usually picks a friend and becomes obsessed with them.

This kid won’t leave me alone he’s actually Clamps.

by sagem0hanty February 27, 2023

Clampus

The son of one who stares into the world with a blank expression. Usually the product of inbreeding or small town Nebraska roots. This youngin will not have any other job in life other than making sure balloon head doesn't orbit into the atmosphere

Hey Jamaal look over there, Clampus is eating the tee ball plate!

by Gazellehoovesunite August 22, 2023

climp

When a person named Clint is a "simp", but in general, is a funny, well liked guy. A Climp is sometimes argumentative, and quite often antagonistic, but because of the "special" nature of a Climp, is overlooked. Nobody would ever attack a Climp, due to the frail emotional/physical nature of Climps in general.

"Look Brian, don't be so serious, Climp's harmless and means well, but we all know he's "special"."

by Wondurrboy August 25, 2023

chomp chomper

A term used to tell someone they chew to loudly

"Sharon you are such a chomp chomper stop chewing so damn loud!"

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

climpuright

A noncy/pedophilic man that solely likes to piss on playgrounds with kids around.

"Ew, thats a climpuright"

by I love big men October 23, 2023

Clemping

Tie weights to a clamp and place it on your penis when hard as a form of pleasure

"I heard Jimmy's been clemping in the bathroom before 3rd period"

by Sigma definitions December 26, 2023