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clarted

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.
In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.
by Jacomba February 27, 2004
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clair mel

a place in the tampa florida area where idiots who clearly live in the country call where they live "the hood" or "the ghetto" when in fact there is a cow within a one mile radius of every home in sight. and they use the term bo which has been clearly proven to be trailor trash lingo.
what it is bo i rep that clair mel.

i say where you from clair mel..
where's clair mel
in da hood off 78<sup>th</sup>
thats the country bo
man fuck you bo
by jas;ljas;ljg January 11, 2008
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Claire

A 50+, withered, grey haired monster, best advoided if you have any of the following

- Babies
- Puppies
- Kittens

as she will eat them on site. She is also well known for thinking that she is cool. When you tell her that she ,in fact, is not the human like mask she wears is shed like a snakes skin and the true beast emerges. Best kept away from at all costs, unless, of course, you happen to have a harpoon handy.
"That thing totally claired my puppy last night"
by OMC Front Desk February 10, 2008
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clairannoyance

A feeling of annoyance felt when listening to a song that you've listened to before. It occurs when you know a sound will begin to get louder from silence, so you kind of imagine the sound being played in your head even though it hasn't begun in the song yet. Eventually you realize the sound hasn't actually begun gaining volume, and when it does begin you convince yourself that it doesn't.
I had clairannoyance to that Daft Punk song. I thought the vocals were starting to gain volume but it turns out it was 2 minutes later in the song.
by yCoRrUpT? December 27, 2009
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Claire

Claire is a pretty and nice girl until you get to know her. Some of the things claire loves to do are playing the victim, cheating on people, being a hooker and many more! BEWARE of claire’s they are a species of fakes and psychos they will backstab you constantly.
person1: “ omg did u hear about that girl who cheated on her boyfriend and now has incurable gonorhea?”
person2: “ yes it’s crazy right, but i don’t even feel bad she pulled a claire”
by tstarrr June 16, 2018
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claire bare

a girl who BARE NAKED sends nudes 24/7. big butt & big boobs too
"I want her to send me a Claire Bare!"
by hglcoapvkrkx May 14, 2015
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claire the hoe

She is usually known to be from Holland and loves to suck dick and smoke weed. This can also be referred to most dutch girls in holland but especially the blonde hair, blue eyed girls of holland. She also has a strange addiction to reading erotic gay fan fiction on wattpad.
Keith: look at that girl over there she's so hot
Gary: Keith what are you talking about she is claire the hoe?!?
by jesus\ May 8, 2017
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