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Bored

The feeling that is so intense that you feel like doing something even when your doing something you still feel it, you can’t escape the boredom it will follow you no matter what and your bored from reading this. But at last your reading this why, because your bored.
by Eclpisaspark February 27, 2021
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Bored

The only reason you are reading this is because you are bored. I mean who will look up the word bored in the urban dictionary unless they are really bored. I will type a bunch of random facts below hoping that whoever is reading this will stop being bored.
- flamingos are only pink because they eat algae

- A cow bison hybrid is called a beefalo
- armadillos are bulletproof

- the longest English word is 189,819 letters long
- Calamari is actually squid

- turkeys can blush
- Theodore Roosevelt has a pet hyena
- giraffes tongues are 20 inches long
- bees can fly higher then 29,525 feet
- Bees can make coloured honey
- pigeons and doves are actually the same bird
- eating to many bananas can kill you
- peanuts are actually vegetables

- there are 336 dots on a average golf ball
- Jupiter is the fastest rotating planet in our solar system

- the Mona Lisa has no eye brows
- the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
- hot water turns to ice faster then cold water
- Caffeine doesn’t stunt your growth contrary to popular belief

- you weigh less at night then you do during the day

- the name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with
- Honey is the only food that can spoil
- butterflies taste with there feet
- elephants are the only animal that can jump
- Coca Cola was originally green
- cotton candy was invented by a dentist

- the bumblebee bat is the worlds smallest mammal
- squirrels are behind most power outages

- A cloud can weigh over a million pounds
- The tea bag was an accidental invention

- Paper bags are worse for the environment then plastic bags
- Bubble wrap was intended to be wallpaper

- If you read all of this than you are REALLY bored
by Ptarmiganfacts323 March 11, 2021
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Bored

You are Bored. Being bored is normal. Being bored is boring. If you are bored and searched this give it a thumbs up
"Hey bud how was school?" "I was <Bored>"
by ('v') March 30, 2021
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Bored

If you’re bored then your probably reading this right now. That’s right I see you! Get off your ass and do something interesting!
Bored person: *lying face first on the floor*

Me: OKAY TIME TO RISE AND SHINE! YOU COULD PAINT, DRAW, WRITE, CHAT WITH PEOPLE, LOOK AT MEMES, READ FANFICS ON WATTPAD THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS! ALL IT TAKES IS YOU MOVING YOUR ASS AND DOING ONE OF THOSE THINGS!
by Eevee😚✌️ April 6, 2021
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Bored Smashing

Person A: Watch the new Bored Smashing PS5!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 21, 2021
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bored_of_no_schoolo

Mostly kidnapped by duolingo into Urban dictionary, says he needs help despite no can.
bored_of_no_schoolo is trapped here forever since he did not complete his Spanish lessons!
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