frenching a bed

A trick perpetrated at summer camps or on fellow military recruits where a tightly made bed (hospital corners and all) is made up in such a way that the sheet(s) below the blanket are made up and tightly tucked in, but they only reach halfway down the mattress before being folded under. thus it is preventing the proper occupant from slipping under covers at bedtime. Rather his legs get stuck halfway down in the folded sheet "envelope."

Example: We were frenching a bed for every guy who acted like an idiot.

by CanadianWiz February 2, 2014

stranger in the bed

Stranger In The Bed is a common masturbation technique. One does this by either, laying or sitting on their arm until your arm has fallen asleep. You then procced to masturbate with the feeling that someone else is doing it for you.

Frank: Why are you sitting on your arm?

Herbert: Because there is a stranger in the bed, if you know what I mean.

Frank: If you wanted a stranger in the bed, you could've just asked.

by Silly Sam, The Seamen Man May 18, 2014

head-over-the bed throat-fuck

A head-over-the-bed throat-fuck is a sexual act where one guy who is laying on his back with his head hanging over the edge of a bed is face-fucked by another dude, thereby allowing the face-fucker to slide his long cock down the face-fuckee's throat and bypass his tongue.

My cadet roomie, Matt, is teaching me how to deep-throat his dick by giving me head-over-the bed throat-fucks! Last few times - I didn't even taste his cum!

by USAF Cadet May 5, 2021

Bed Whore

one who takes over the whole bed when you are trying to sleep in it.

one who is inconsiderate of others while sleeping in the same bed.

n: Kim was being such a bed whore last night and I couldn't fall asleep.

v: "Kim stop bed whoring the pillows, I don't have any."

by ws11 September 1, 2009

bed

A place to sleep, have sex, watch TV, listen to music, etc. located in your bedroom.

Did you ever notice that the word "bed" LOOKS like a bed?

by pentozali November 29, 2013

bed stomp

To have sex in a quick and rough fashion.

"Wanna bed stomp?" said the hot chick.

by Someguy9999999 January 3, 2007

bed shitting

A sports term in which a team loses and completely gets ripped apart in.

"well guys, tonight was complete bed shitting" there was shit going on everywhere. "and you drex, you should have been infront of the net taking the pass." " Fuck, all we did was just shit the bed."

by Patterdome May 23, 2008