wizard-cheater

When you go on the rollercoaster "the Wizard" with someone who is not your boyfriend. When two people go on this ride, one must sit in between the others legs. This may cause the situation to become awkward or seductive.

Amanda: "Why did your boyfriend break up with you?"
Claire: "He found out im a wizard-cheater"
Amanda: *gasp* "You went on the Wizard with another man!?!"

by kjldshfsklhjskdlf September 28, 2011

Wizard Party

A party in which all of the guests are on psychedelics.

Did you hear about Max's Wizard party last weekend? We were all tripping balls!

by anggl July 19, 2014

Wizard Stew

You cream in a females butthole, and then she pushes it back out with some poo in there, and that's how you make wizard stew

Rachel and I are going upstairs to make some wizard stew, she hasn't used the bathroom all day.

by Wizardstew February 19, 2015

Wizard Den

The home of a Wizard, usually an underground basement, and usually of his mother's home. Incredibly dirty/smelly/both.

Con-goer 1: Wait, where's Con-goer 3?
Con-goer 2: Doesn't matter, he has a wizard den, I bet he's stuck cleaning that shit up.

by 8res May 29, 2016

Wizards and Warriors

A 1987 NES video game by RARE that pissed a lot of fucking players off because you had to beat it in one fucking sitting since there was no passwords or save points.

I'm going to finish Wizards and Warriors on the NES and get pissed off at it because there are no passwords or saves so I have to do it in one sitting. Maybe I will just pause the game and leave my NES on overnight.

by pablowisdom August 15, 2016

wizardian

A wizard that happens to be a guardian for something

He's a wizardian!

by Wizardian January 29, 2017

Wizard Snapper

The act of a mother zapping her son in the neck with her electrocuted nipples.

Timmy didn't want his mother to give him the Wizard Snapper

by The Philosopher Doe Boy October 12, 2017