The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.

“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”

by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023

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Wine-up

The action of drinking wine after being sober.

I better wine-up, everybody here at the party is way ahead of me.

I came home and decided to wine-up , sit on the porch and watch the sunset.

by XRKelly September 4, 2019

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Wine weight

The extra 10 or 20 pounds an individual puts on when consuming excessive amounts of cheap wine

“It’s about time I loose this wine weight brother.”

by ashergr May 13, 2022

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De-wine-drated

De-wine-drated, something you can use when you need wine or have a lack of wine.

"I'm so de-wine-drated"

by Luo binghe February 17, 2024

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Indian Wine Maker

a post anal sex act, performed by letting semen and cane sugar ferment in ones anus for three days while corked; after uncorking a straw is inserted and the drink is consumed.

Naran and Jamie spent the week preparing for their Indian Wine Maker.

by LarsonExpert January 10, 2025

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