West Virginia whisper

when you are banging a chick from West Virginia and she spits her dip spit in your mouth.

i can still taste the dip from that West Virginia Whisper octavia gave me last night

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West Virginia mudflap

During intercourse from behind, (vaginal or anal) with a cousin, the female projectile defecates onto the males testicles.

Man: "My cousin came over last night and projectile dedicated on my balls. She gave me a west Virginia mudflap.

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The act of giving your sister a foot massage

Mother: I saw you giving Betty Lou some West Virginia Foreplay
Me: We only went to second base afterward

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A small town in the panhandle of Florida, Crestview. Refers to the portion of town north of i10, whereas south of i10 is refered to as "Crestucky".

"You from FWB, Niceville, or Crestview?"
"Crestview."
"Crestucky or Crest Virginia?"

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A SFW description of whiskey vagina or when a lady is too drunk for sex

I tried last night but got West Virginia by the wife

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The sideways shuffle, the horizontal shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.

Me and my sister did the West Virginia waltz last night

Right on!

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When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”

I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs

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