Two piece

A term from Gears of War online PVP. To "two piece" someone, you either use a double melee attack, first one stunning them, then the second downing, or use a weapon combo, such as melee stun, then shotgun them out.

F's sake, that locust dude is a two piecer.

by JacobM March 21, 2008

two faceded

A fake or phony person who smiles in your face while planning to stab you in the back

Oh, well she told me she hated her. Now they a couple!! She two faceded as hell.

by freewebs.com/dgtalimage.com November 6, 2007

Two-headed cock muncher

A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.

by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008

two fine bitches

Two extremely beautiful and sexual girls in their early twentys. Commonly known as lee and phoebe among close friends. These girls are very talented, attractive and very sexual dancers. They like the color pink, things that are sparkly, and cute boys with side bangs. A reality show based on two fine bitches is coming out soon...

lee: "hey look at that cute boy with side bangs"

phoebe "wow you're right he really cute"

lee: "hey whats up? do you want to go clubbing with us?"

cute boy: "I would love to go with the both of you because going with two fine bitches is just more sexual than one fine bitch!"

by msmass June 27, 2008

two-hander

A British term denoting a play, movie or TV episode that features only two characters for the duration of the piece. Two-hander episodes are commonly seen in the popular BBC soap opera EastEnders, where they've been featured occasionally since 1986.

In television, they're often used for faster filming, since while two actors are filming a two-hander, the rest of the cast can work on another episode. They're often slower-paced and more dialogue-based, with a focus on exposition and character development.

In a special two-hander episode between mother and daughter set the night before Tracy's murder trial, she and Deirdre exchange home truths and their relationship reaches breaking point when Tracy finally tells her mother what happened on the night of Charlie's murder.

by raaaaaagh March 19, 2010

Two Names

Australian nickname for somebody whose surname is also a common first name, such as Peter Graham or Dayn Scott.

"Never trust a bloke whose last name could be his first!"

There was a new guy at the cricket club whose name is Phil Alexander, so we called him Two Names.

by Choda Boy 57 August 22, 2006

two-stager

A strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess fecal matter from the rectum and has to evacuate for a second time, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet another round of wiping the excrement from the anus.

After a scrumptious serving of Dean's meatballs, I took a huge two-stager which emitted a scent which replicated that of downtown Mumbai.

by DeanPalmer January 17, 2011