Tonedeaf

Someone who is so unmusical that they do not hear notes correctly, some of these people might think mainstream music is unironically good.

Steven: Hey i like this song!
James: you absolute cuck, are you tonedeaf despacito is NOT good

by Serriera June 3, 2018

Torpedo Tits

Cone shaped breasts with a very large nipple and areiola that covers most of the breasts and same in color. Usually small in size and very unattractive to most

Damn, look at those tits. Torpedo tits

by NeedsHIM October 13, 2015

Topped You Off

When talking to a new person for a while, then putting them on ur top friends.

A: Hey whats ur myspace name?
B: {Girl} why?
A: Bc i just Topped You Off!!!
B: Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!

by iCizzle March 7, 2009

topenga

Cockface, someone thats a dickhead or have an ugly face

You're a dirty topenga

by Topenga May 26, 2008

tobedawg

Immediately needing an emergency circumcision after getting your foreskin caught on the bunkbed.

Last night Toby had a bad dream and pulled a tobedawg.

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Torpedo Titties

Tits that look tubular and hang down while she’s on top, giving the appearance of 2 torpedos about to hit you in the face. Tits that are long, and not desirable.

Hey man; Bailey was on my Johnson and I realized she had them torpedo titties.

by M3d1cChr1s April 26, 2021

naturally-toned

Fat

"I'm not pudgy/overweight/obese/jabba -- I'm 'naturally-toned'"

by GrumpyDoc November 27, 2011