Take the Toaster

Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.

She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster

by Jesus/samshig March 31, 2009

toaster strudel

when a woman bites the tip of a man penis right before the cum, causing a mix of blood and semen resembling that of a toaster strudel. red and white mixed ewww...

that bitch gave me a toaster strudel cause gave her a brown bag special last week

by crazy tits October 7, 2009

flying toaster

A famous screensaver invented by Wes Boyd for the Macintosh computer, showing a squadron of winged toasters zooming across the stratosphere.

Call me old-fashioned, but I still think the flying toaster screensaver is cool.

by Jay Young February 20, 2005

toaster waffles

the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends boobs

When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he either grabbed her boobs or hes in a good mood.

by bcrox May 6, 2008

Toasted

Posting it with the homies
Chillin till the end of time without anything getting in the way

Rachel: Ay lets kick it tonight
Maya: Come over so we can chill like we toasted last night
Rachel: Fersure i'll bring a blunt

by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

I just toasted my pants

Basically a boner, minus the hard on. Pretty much just being really fucking excited about something. Kind of like the excitment of a sudden boner.

"Dude, holy shit. I just totally toasted my pants!"
"I swear to god, after I saw her I just toasted my pants."

by SydVicious513 January 5, 2010

toaster

my shiny friend and bringer of chargrilled goodies...

If it wasn't for my toaster I'd have to eat regular bread.

by PetesWayUK August 10, 2003