A food that is way better then Pop tarts. It has filling inside and a slighty crunchy flaky crust outside. With icing that YOU apply on top!!! :)
by TheLittle September 3, 2010
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Before the first toaster was invented Irma Toastoffski of Salem Mass. accidentally dropped some shaken cream (or butter) onto a loaf of freshly baked bread. After much debate as to whether the concoction was poisonous or not, she tried a slice of the bread and discovered that not only was it not poison, but was in fact, delicious!
Irma distributed the wonderful new pastry to her neighbors, but the superstitious Puritans accused her of witchcraft. Irma was slathered in butter and burned alive with her bread while the villagers chanted "Toast witch, toast!!"
Still, buttered bread became a huge underground success in the colonies and soon spread across the world. The rest is history.
Before the first toaster was invented Irma Toastoffski of Salem Mass. accidentally dropped some shaken cream (or butter) onto a loaf of freshly baked bread. After much debate as to whether the concoction was poisonous or not, she tried a slice of the bread and discovered that not only was it not poison, but was in fact, delicious!
Irma distributed the wonderful new pastry to her neighbors, but the superstitious Puritans accused her of witchcraft. Irma was slathered in butter and burned alive with her bread while the villagers chanted "Toast witch, toast!!"
Still, buttered bread became a huge underground success in the colonies and soon spread across the world. The rest is history.
"Toast witch, toast!"
Father Jammison bit into his secret slice of buttered bread with sinful gusto and proclaimed, "God save my wretched soul, but this is the best damn toast I've ever eaten!"
Father Jammison bit into his secret slice of buttered bread with sinful gusto and proclaimed, "God save my wretched soul, but this is the best damn toast I've ever eaten!"
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A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.
"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."
by DTT Guitarist August 18, 2009
Get the Hit The Toast mug.Those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. If you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. They come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and...others that I can't think of. They are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.
by tashers May 6, 2006
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Get the toastfucking mug.When you scrape bits of burnt toast into the sink then the little scrapings in the bottom of the sink are 'toasticles'
by Steve Humphrey January 23, 2009
Get the Toasticle mug.Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.
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