Re-tired

The phenomenom in which a person is inexplicably alert upon waking but soon falls into a sleepy stupor.

This morning I woke up 30 mins before the alarm and was so alert that I could not fall back asleep and now...
I am so re-tired i will need a caffine enema to make it to lunch.

by Schneppleupagus October 5, 2010

Corona-tired-dick

Can’t get off because of coronavirus exhaustion

This 24-hour medical news cycle, has me in a slump in bed: corona-tired-dick

by RobYYZ March 4, 2020

Tired

You

You're tired!? I'm tired of pretending you didn't seriously just come here and fuck a retard instead of me. And you were stupid enough to think I would be your friend? Disgusting. You're a whore and you deserve whatever I do to you.

by Hym Iam September 28, 2020

philly-tire

a car driving around the streets of philadelphia on a flat tire because the driver is too lazy or too drunk to get out and change it. one knows it by the sound of "ba dunk ba dunk ba dunk ka dunk ka dunk a dunk..."

" hey, check out rocky over there driving around on a philly-tire. he's a real hoagie-head. "

by johnny strang April 23, 2006

deal with my tire pressure when I get home

Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.

Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.

by Riche9889 October 13, 2011

le tigre

the new scissor sisters.
best song by le tigre: deception.

girl: hey have you heard TKO by le tigre
boy: what are they like an animnal company?
girl: no you mainstream prep, they're a band!
boy: yeah, i knew that

by rosella January 23, 2005

tire

someone who looks homeless and acts like a slut. Is easy and wears rubber boots or crocks.

"wow man that girl sure looks like a tire"

"jeazus you're such a tire"

by bittenichtstoren April 10, 2009