New Jersey - Part 5

Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)

that's the end of New Jersey - Part 5

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022

Hind Parts

Behind
Buttocks Bottom Booty

Definition:
either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a human trunk.

Ex. Get your hind parts in here and eat dinner.

by Deft Dot June 5, 2018

naptime part of the

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naptime part of the

by Ass duff moo vee June 12, 2023

Fun Parts

Definition:
The parts of the human body capable of having or causing an orgasm. Some Fun Parts can both cause and have an orgasm.

Use in sentence:

Many people jam their Fun Parts together as an exciting hobby. Then there are the real weirdos that jam their Fun Parts together to perpetuate the human species. Geez, what’s the world coming to?

by IronMikey August 23, 2025

New Jersey - Part 6

Last part, part 6 of how amazing NJ is which I can't put all in 1 part because of the character limit.I feel like you're about to say "Oh this guy talks so much about jersey" Yes. I talk about Jersey. I FUCKING LOVE JERSEY. IT'S MY STATE. Our state motto would be "Unwarranted Confidence, Unlimited Attitude." WE LOVE OUR STATE. WE ARE PROUD LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS AND WE WILL STAY LIKE THAT. Also yes we have very amazing school system, better than something like Alabama's or Idaho's, we keep our state not smelly (granted, part of the GS parkway can get smelly but that space takes up like 5% of the state, which is not much.) Also yes Toyota is pretty much the only car you see. We have a very high Asian Population (That includes countries that aren't china btw) and we probably have at least 90% of all the emo kids in the country.
I have a lot more to say about our amazing state but I'm getting tired of typing and I've spent like almost an hour on this shit, so bye bitches i might make a continuation with parts 7-12 sometime if I get really bored but don't expect me to.

That's the end of New Jersey - Part 6 (and the end of this huge ass thing)

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022

Omitting the part that matters

And that is why trivialize.

Hym "See, you say that but really you're just omitting the part that matters and obfuscating what is actually going on so that you can push a message that will convince people to allow you to tilt the scales I your favor indefinitely."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Parts Africa

The local ghetto Auto Parts store. Often staffed by derelict bikers, underemployed Chefs, and once in a while highly intelligent Grandmothers!

Yeah, had to go to Parts Africa this morning to get brake pads for my nieces car.

by No Mercy September 28, 2025