Bored texting

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.

Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard

by Macky_g June 4, 2014

brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"

Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"

by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014

Cock Texting

Texting with your cock instead of your fingers and thumbs

I was cock texting the other day now I have gonorrhea

by Begood2 March 20, 2014

Double Texting Subjects

When someone sends you a text message, changing the subject, before you have the chance to reply to the previous one. By the time you reply to both, your conversation is now more than one topic. It's like talking to 3 or more people, but it's really only one.

"I'm getting a headache from double texting subjects. I can't text to my daughter about one thing at a time. Before I know it, she's texting about 5 different things and it's difficult to keep up with what we're talking about".

by M.C. Jarina May 31, 2015

flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex

This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc

by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015

Team Texting

When a friend or a group of friends work together as team to respond to a text message.

Hey Steven just asked me out, I need your help team texting him back.

by ssy_244 March 3, 2016

Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.

John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.

by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016