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Textileness

1. Used to describe the nature of a text message so smooth and suave, that it almost resembles a soft piece of clothing

2. Used to describe a phone with buttons or a touch screen so soft, that one can comment on its proximity to articles made with 100% cotton
Oh damn girl, you've got soft skin. Oh shit, I guess it's just your phone's textileness.
by Grimace232 November 16, 2011
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textiquette

Conventional or socially accepted behavior when in conversation via text.
You didn't respond in a timely manner, you should use better textiquette.
by Evolution Language October 4, 2011
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texticles

A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.
He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.
by WolfBone December 31, 2011
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Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.
1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.
by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012
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Texticipation

The feeling of anxiety when a person texts another and doesn't know if the recipient will reply.
Adam was feeling a lot of texticipation when he texted Heidi. He had just got her number that day. Adam was elated when she texted back expediently "Hey:)."
by Amezzey August 19, 2012
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Textashot

When you and another cell phone user text pictures of yourself doing a shot and then call your friend and engage in a dial a shot
My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.
by NickyLags October 5, 2012
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texting a wall

An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.

Similar to calling a wall.
1.

Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"

Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."

2.

Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"

Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."

3.

Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."

Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
by larfz March 25, 2013
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