Textileness 

1. Used to describe the nature of a text message so smooth and suave, that it almost resembles a soft piece of clothing

2. Used to describe a phone with buttons or a touch screen so soft, that one can comment on its proximity to articles made with 100% cotton

Oh damn girl, you've got soft skin. Oh shit, I guess it's just your phone's textileness.

Textileness by Grimace232 November 16, 2011