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Cool story, bro! Tell it again!

tell your cool story again, bro.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.
Jimmy - HEY, I GOT AN A ON MY MATH TEST TODAY.

Nick - Cool story, bro! Tell it again!
by IDGAFBRO May 3, 2011
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telco

Short for TELephone COmpany or TELeCOmmunications. Now, any company or group that uses electronic communication might consider themselves a telco.
Screw ATT, we're starting our own telco.
by buggum September 18, 2005
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Filthy William Tell

A sex move consisting of a male participant defecating on the head of his partner, and then shooting his excrement from his partner's head by means of his ejaculate.
He nearly blinded her for life while attempting the Filthy William Tell.
by Conor the Bold February 11, 2009
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telephone toughguy

A person who will talk shit over the phone (or any means of communication) only because they have no fear of actually having to fight the person on the other end or ever back up their words.
My ex girlfriend got a telephone toughguy that won't leave me alone, I'm gonna fuck him up if I ever find out who it is.
by Gamblar December 9, 2008
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telegraphed his punches

almost like winding up for your punch or cocking your arm back; it is a little reflex that shows you are going to punch before you do it. Experienced fighters are usually better at hiding how they are coming at you or not at all. Sometimes if you are quick enough it doesn't matter.
silvers Author | 2007-05-06 22:18:30

street fighter didn't have shit. there was no art in his technique. he telegraphed his punches like a bitch and because of this he was easy to read. mma guy waits for him to swing, knows where the kids head is and bang, bang, bang. socked him with the left like 3 times in a row near the end with that shit

stolen from -(a fighting tips website)
by gRyPhOn July 31, 2008
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telisification

an unexpected erection a man recieves that can't be explained it can only be that the unconscience mind is thinkin of Ms. Telis
Sam just got telisified during the process of telisification while looking at Ashley Homa
by $WAGG May 30, 2009
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telepurte

Telepurte is indeed horny and animates for twitter and makes daily short animation. Also, he is horny
by HolzLaim January 28, 2022
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