tits

tits are playthings.

oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits

by JoyThief January 30, 2007

Tits on a Whale

1) An exclamation of surprise or shock, similiar to dayum.
2) A dismissal of something unhelpful or useless

1) A) I just won a new car!
B) Tits on a whale, that's sweet!
2) A) Hey guys, I can play "flight of the bumblebee" at 320bpm!
B) Yeah, except you've wasted your life learning a skill which is as useful as tits on a whale.

by the evil edge October 3, 2008

tits stoop

Something that is beyond stupid, perhaps very stupid; irreversibly stupid.

"Man, that time my ex slapped me in the face was tits stoop!"

by tvparty April 13, 2009

Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.

Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car

by Barnyman July 31, 2011

Tits of a demon

Phrase aimed towards a women who has such amazing Breasts, that you would turn to the dark side to get a feel of them.

Guy 1:"Dude, look at the tits on her!

Guy 2:"Ikr! Man she has tits of a demon, I would commit genocide for that shit!

by Thechubbycoon October 22, 2011

Tetus

Patches of missing hair in one's head; temporary bald spots. Similar to ringworm with the words origin in Detroit.

Lil Pookie came to school with tetus and all his classmates roasted him.

Kevin Durant tilted his head forward during an interview and exposed his tetus to the world.

by MidNight706 May 31, 2018

ceptor tits

Everything about her is bad, but she has great tits

She's so fucking ugly, everything about her is shit, ceptor tits

by I heart Boobs December 28, 2008