internet stalker

A (usually) tragic male in his late 30s - 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using Internet chat rooms. Will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). An artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity.

I'm 6ft 2" with a full head of hair. I drive a sports car and am extremely virile. What are you wearing? Huh Huh Huh.

Oh you filthy Internet stalker!

by Kendo Endo September 28, 2006

Stalkspace

This is what your myspace account becomes when someone uses it to check all the friends on your account or comments or pictures for evidence of cheating, your behaviour patterns, etc. Your myspace account becomes the area in which someone uses it to stalk your friends list or comments list. This usually occurs when women are checking mens pages or men are checking womens pages for something you are doing or someone you are seeing.

My account is now Stalkspace thanks to Stephanie and her phsyco behavior.

by Kimberyjump July 12, 2007

stalkercore

a description for the behavior of stalkers

"oooh yeah gurl, I liked him until he got all stalkercore on me"

by AdamRamone June 26, 2008

Stalker Account

A fake account, created on one of today's many social networking sites, for the purpose of hiding ones identity or checking out one's own profile as it looks from other users' perspective.

Girl: I want to know what my status says damnit!!
Guy: You should make a stalker account.
Girl: wtf
Gut: Sign up for a fake email then create a fake account and check yourself out.
Girl: lol y is it called a stalker account?
Guy: I made that up just now

by facehouse August 18, 2012

stalkin your mom

The best YFM song. Lyrics stalkin your momx5 ha I've been stalkin your mom for like 2 years straight I'm way to shy to ask her out on a date so I just wait in yo neighbors lawn with my camera ready and my camoflouge on and I know that I'll get plenty pics when she leaves for work at exactly 7:26 I follow her on my bike but it's hopeless cuz I'll never keep up with her ford focus so I kidnapped her golden retriever wanted to return it just to please her but for got to feed her takin care of a dog is hard gave it to her dead said it got ran over by a car

Yo did you hear the YFM song stalkin your mom?

Yea I listened to while stalkin yours

by Benetar January 3, 2014

stalky stalks

A stalking so bad that it requires the intervention of the law and/or other authorities.

Poor woman declared her love for him and wouldn't leave him alone. It's so creepy that he called the police. She's definitely got a mild case of the stalky stalks.

by MrT-maybe January 26, 2022

Ghost Stalking

(facebook) When one looks at all your posts and quotes them to you in person, but leaves no "like, comment" on your wall at all.

This usually gives you a shock and a sense of insecurity most of the time

"Hey Joe! I see you're quitting swimming" *stunned silence* "Dude. Stop ghost stalking me."

by CoolShades August 23, 2011