Cirque du Squirrel-eil 

Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics.

Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.

Cirque du Squirrel-eil by deerex February 20, 2011

To Squirrel 

To disappear from a drinking event without anyone noticing, and then return to home.

The behavior is sometimes a response to shame from not being able to hang with the big boys and girls.

In some instances the behavior is the result of such a drunken level of stupor that the individual turns on his or her Lassie instincts and finds his or her way home like a K9.

To Squirrel

Mike: Where the fuck did Amir go?
General Consensus: I have no idea!
Mike: Damn it! Amir squirreled again!

To Squirrel by Francois1980 February 27, 2009

A squirrel 

A young man looking for a nut.

“Be careful girl, that boy you’re talking to is a squirrel.”

A squirrel by Urbanitayu November 16, 2019

Clumsy Squirrel 

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

Clumsy Squirrel by HM2013 June 2, 2020

brown eyed squirrel 

When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.

Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.

brown eyed squirrel by DentWizard July 25, 2017

Letting the Squirrel Go 

To take a nasty shit.

Has anyone seen Danny? Oh he’s in the shitter letting the squirrel go.

Letting the Squirrel Go by Lar the Rod July 8, 2020

man squirrel 

a man squirrel is a girl that has alot of hair, she might shave, but will get a 5 o'clock shadow shortly after shaving. feet that smell like vinegar is a sign of a man squirrel. A happy trail must be present to be classified as a true man squirrel.

Ewww, that gurl is a man squirrel, she smells like vinegar, "honey please put your shoes on!".

Man 1: How was last night?
Man 2: She was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.

man squirrel by Ashley Potts February 18, 2009