Slopabottumus

When you're drunk and you can't be on top because you have limited motor functions. So you offer to bottom like a starfish.... but then the jackhammering causes sickness... and then shit gets sloppy.

Kelly: SO totally saw that you houdini'd out with that guy last night, did you?.....
Sarah: .... I was a total slopabottumus on that one. I didn't even ask for his number. I just bailed.

by BlurryFace80 November 14, 2016

sloephia

sloe means slut and a hoe put together added w the name sophia

"god sophia is such a sloe imma call her sloephia"

by sluthoedaddi February 20, 2017

sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.

"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."

by The sloop god April 12, 2017

Sloped Out

Brain freeze; to be out of information; uninformed.

I was so sloped out I left my keys and locked myself out of the house.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 14, 2017

sloped out

Slang term for "uninformed". To forget something completely.

The lady asked me about some book information from 10 years ago, I was completely sloped out.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 14, 2017

sloopfest

Sloopfest. When after a night of drinking, you visit a public restroom, leaving your friends at the table, thinking you will only be a few minutes, however taking a long messy journey down a watery slippery poop trail....not able to leave cause the tap won't shut off.

Dude ...you were in there forever ....what a sloopfest

by Madjohnston June 28, 2017

Sloopy

Sloopy was a colloquialism used in cuba around the 50's and 60's toward women that you would walk by, generally in the street.

A guy walked passed a woman in the street, and said "Hey Sloopy, how are you doing?"

by Tathakadabuda October 8, 2017