Madjohnston's definitions

sloopfest

Sloopfest. When after a night of drinking, you visit a public restroom, leaving your friends at the table, thinking you will only be a few minutes, however taking a long messy journey down a watery slippery poop trail....not able to leave cause the tap won't shut off.

Dude ...you were in there forever ....what a sloopfest

by Madjohnston June 28, 2017

Charminator

When you take a crap that is so explosive and nasty it requires a whole roll of toilet paper to clean your ass up

Dude: Head to the store for some more TP...I'm working on a charminator.

by Madjohnston June 28, 2017

Georgia High Drive

When a tiny turd falls from a strippers butt into you drink.

I just saw my first Georgia High drive at the Cheeta Club last night.

by Madjohnston June 29, 2017