Houdini'd

When out with a group of your buddies you 'escape' or 'eject', early and without warning to get home 'on time' or because you're too loaded, on a trip back from the bathroom or by sneaking out a side or back door.

"Where the hell is Grease?" "Haven't seen him for a while. He was so gooned, he must have Houdini'd."

by 🐍 April 23, 2014

Houdini'd

When you surprise punch someone in the abdomen.

I just Houdini'd Sharon! I hope she doesn't get peritonitis.

by ScumlordMeatbag October 9, 2019

Houdini'd

an unsuspected punch to the gut. a reference to the untimely death of the magicist Houdini.

i threw a haymaker and houdini'd that ass.

by benjibrucker February 22, 2009

Houdini Dick

The act of titty fucking a woman with such large breasts your dick disappears.

When I titty fucked her she gave me Houdini Dick.

by catch 23 March 17, 2010

Houdini Darth Vader

Another delightful twist on the original houdini, to perform the Houdini Darth Vader correctly you should be breathing heavily in the ladies ear as though you have a respiratory condition. Upon reaching climax, spit on her back, when she turns around shoot your load in her face and shout 'I AM YOUR FATHER' to which she should reply, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

"Whoa Steve, your mum really freaked out when I Houdini Darth Vader'ed her last night."

"But if your her father, does that mean we're related???"

"I certainly hope not Millom boy!"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink May 16, 2007

Houdini Divot Lincoln Combo

Performing the famed Houdini, divot, and the Abraham Lincoln in one motion.

Friend 1: "Dude, did you bust on her face?"

Friend 2: "Shit, I gave that chick the ol Houdini Divot Lincoln combo man!"

Friend 1: "Nice."

by Chuck Diezel August 22, 2008

Houdini Darren Delight

Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.

"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"

by Ste Crayston March 3, 2007