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Shoot you in the face

1. shoot someone in the face by a gun

2. Mostly used when someone want to ejaculate during sex after a long time without having any sex...
Example #1

While a household is being robbed...

Le Father : Please spare my life... I have 3 daughers and 4 sons, two of them are adopted and a wife who needs me... And lots and lots of dogs and cats to feed... They'll go hungry if I die! Please everything except killing me... please :'(

Thug : Do you see this gun? I'm gonna shoot you in the face if you don't give me all your money and one of your dogs... I love dogs

Example #2

Horny dude : Hey girl, I'm horny...

Slut : Sure... You're the last guy I haven't had sex with in this class...

Horny dude : Let's get it done...

They returned home... and have sex for a while...
about 2 minutes later...

Horny dude : Shit... I think I'm gonna cum...

Slut : So soon? You suck!

Horny dude : I know... It's just that I haven't had any sex for about 4 months straight...

Slut : 0_o

Horny dude : Would you be a little doll and let me shoot you in the face?

Slut : I can't wait...

Horny dude : Arrgh.... I think I'm gonna cum... Here goes! Arrghhhhh!!!

Slut : You idiot! That went right into my eye!
by mr.exterminator420 March 31, 2013
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Shoot

The bum was stealin my wheels so I started to shoot at his head
by AWW_NAWW March 6, 2003
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shoot me up elmo

Is a toy used by young children to prepare them for heroin ediction, it teaches them how to "shoot up" heroin.
Elmo convulced as Jonny shot him up with heroin.
by al January 13, 2005
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Scooter

"Rave" German music band. Consists of H.P. Baxxter (the main singer) and two other keyboardists. Popular in Europe for hits like "Hyper Hyper" and "Nessaja". Impressive live show. Good party music.

Best Techno Band Ever.
I went to a Scooter concert and it was intense.
by Will February 24, 2004
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Slooth

A: (Comment about how they screwed up)
B: (sarcastic) Slooth(!)
by TehNavi February 3, 2010
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shoot 'em up

Your angry and about to kill everyone.

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pull a JFK
get my finger paints
What you say about my mama!, lets shoot 'em up!
by Pistol Starta February 14, 2004
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shoot the boot

A Rugby term referring to drinking beer out of a rugby boot (a.k.a. cleats) when a player scores a try for the first time in their career. The boot is filled with anything and everything available including but not limited to beer, food, and earth-worms
Doug yacked after he had to shoot the boot that was filled with grease, beans, rice, beer and hot sauce.
by fresno rugger October 16, 2007
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