xyratonic shatter

a shatter from a multidimensional bomb bigger than the universe

guy 1: I am going to blow up all life and the universe with the xyratonic breaker
guy 2: thats going to cause a xyratonic shatter

by iamgoingtokillofftheuniverse23 April 27, 2021

Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.

I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

solo shatter

something sexual, like everything coined in Asylum 669

Merek: "Im fine, thanks:)"
Eliza: "Glad to hear that, I'd still solo shatter you tbh"

by urbandictionary61561 May 11, 2021

Dick Shattering

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.

damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*

by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021

Fresh slate

When you forget what your last hangover felt like and ready for another hangover that will make you not want to drink again.

Can also be used as a measure of time; Generally 1 week.

Bro1: You recovered from last weekend?

Bro2: nah man but Il have a probably have a fresh slate by Friday man.

by NormalBro December 27, 2021

ida slapter

a white man who has no idea who just did that to him

Man 1: "Ida slapter except I didn't know who she is and I'm still trying to find her azz."
Man 2: "Well honey, you actually don't like her enough to slap her, so why don't you just slap me?"
Man 1: "I'd love to!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter

the white man who slapped her and now he's lying about it by calling himself ida slapter

"Ida slapter except I did slap her and that's why I'm in prison doing time to think about that."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022