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Pumpkin Scratches

Cuts on your penis from a Blow Job where she bites on your penis too hard. Scrapes her teeth on your penis. Blow Job where teeth scrape against your penis leaving marks.
She's great in bed, but she left a few pumpkin scratches on me, so watch out.
by T0ne-L0c March 20, 2012
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Head Scratch

When a person had a symptom of Tourette’s syndrome where they constantly scratch their head.
“Christ! I got distracted from my head scratch and blew us the game!”
by MarinelliBomb March 3, 2019
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Scoratorium

The purposeful avoidance of all forms of media or communication which might disclose the results of a sporting event that an individual is recording on a  device such as a digital video recorder ("DVR") for future viewing. May also require notice of such condition to friends, family and co-workers to avoid inadvertent disclosure of results by them.
I have to stay late at work tonight so I am on scoratorium for the Sharks game. Don't tell me the score.  I have it DVR"d for later tonight when I get home.
by Oski93 October 27, 2011
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scratchies

Something you get from a (slut).
Damn that slut girlfriend gave me the scratchies homes....WTF..I thought the bitch shaved...
by redneck January 19, 2003
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Scratch and Sniff

The act of fucking a woman in the ass using a rough sock as a condom, and afterwards making the woman smell the sock.
If my wife tries to drag me to the symphony again, I'm gonna give her the ol' scratch and sniff tonight.
by skizzle15 September 19, 2009
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Scratch your pussy

Scratching a pussy is a slang phrase for stimulating a woman with your fingers in her vagina.
"I'm gonna Scratch your pussy until you come all over my fingers."
by Steve Santa September 26, 2005
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oprah scratch

conan doesnt have oprah scratch.
by garrett November 26, 2003
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