Thanksgiving Day Remorse

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.

Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!

I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.

by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018

wii_u_remote

A shit head that dies by a argy

Wii_u_remote fucking died

by Gua gua fam June 3, 2020

Smoker's Remorse

Regret of one's negative decisions that have placed them in their current situation, such as smoking leading to lung cancer, causing regret.

Tom: My mom is upset because she's gotten so fat she can't see her toes for her stomach.
Mike: That's just smoker's remorse. She shouldn't have sat on her ass so much.

by Elroy from The Office June 18, 2020

WHERES THE REMOTE?

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's fast play! The movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically! Fast play will start in a moment.

MOM WHERES THE REMOTE? FASTTT

by Fritezas September 16, 2020

The Four Remorsemen

The four incurable sexually transmitted diseases (Hep B, Herpes, HIV, and HPV) that instantly makes a person regret having unprotected sex upon diagnosis and represents a sexual plague for all humankind who want to screw condom - free.

The affect of COVID-19 will pale in comparison to that of the havoc created by The Four Remorsemen.

by Arnie Grape May 13, 2021

night traveler's remorse

when you drink a glass of something before you take a piss to speed up the process

if the piss won't come out just recount the night traveler's remorse and finish quickly

by pillcutter October 30, 2021

Online Game Remote

Online Game Remotes are an incredibly rare type of technology.

Most Online Game Remotes are hidden inside area 51 or other government testing areas.

The majority of moms would kill for this rare remote.

Whoever owns one of these remotes is most likely wanted buy the government.

Son, once i get ahold of one of these Online Game Remotes you and your friends will be done for.

Son! Son! I just got ahold of one of the highly rare Online Game Remotes! Cant wait to fuck up your games!

by Dhar Mannn August 20, 2021