Puerto Freakin'

When a guy (puerto rican) is doing a girl missionary with the lights out and a friend sneaks in (non-puerto rican) and stands close to the girls head and then the Puerto Rican turns the light on while the friend continuously belts the girl in the face with his cock. P.S. Some bleeding may occur to her face, if so it is properly executed.

Man the other night Rob and I gave this girl the best Puerto Freakin' she didnt even know what to do!

by B and R August 23, 2007

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Puerto Rican License Plate

Tattoo at the small of the back above the buttocks usually visible when low rise jeans are worn.

John: "My gf wants a tramp stamp"
Dave: "Dude, Puerto Rican License Plates should be illegal"

by joerockets September 15, 2009

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PURRTIFUL • Purrty • Purrt • Purrtansi • Purrtle • purrty mouth • purr • Puerto Rican • Puerto Rico • Puritans

Booby Puritan

A Booby Puritan is someone who religious insists that babies should by fed breast milk instead of baby formula. Some more extreme Booby Puratans may expand this idea to replacing all milk in a child’s diet with their own breast milk, for example cookies.

Karen, the Booby Puritan, is feeding her 8 year old child breast milk. Frankly, this is disgusting, she should of stopped.

by DrAccius October 18, 2021

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purrtiful

A portmanteau word of the words: pretty, beautiful, and purr. Used to describe a female who is good looking or attractive and with at least one of the following characteristics but always with a light-hearted spirit: feisty, sly, smooth, graceful, maybe hard-to-get, intimidating or not easy to approach (in a good way), and perhaps downright catlike.

"So ... purrtiful! God, I could just cuddle with her all day!"
"Hah! As deluded and clueless as you are, that was a remarkably apt description. Dude, she does scratch, you know?"

by Wisdawn January 22, 2018

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