PURE

lots of

bryn brings pure money to school

by tom and steve October 25, 2003

lousiana purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. Shit gotta go.

by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008

dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

twenty percenter

A person that has 80% of their head up their ass... Often used on the road to refer to people driving on I476 or I76 in the Philadelphia region because of their lack of ability to merge onto a moving highway. Also used to describe all of New Jersey's drivers... They cause traffic jams because they apply the brakes instead of gas when trying to merge onto a fast moving highway thus causing accidents, or making everyone stop causing a chain reaction traffic jam that doesn't end until sometime around 7:30pm... These roads would otherwise be clear if these people had the ability to access the other 80%.

Also used to describe everyone that drives to the beach on late friday afternoons during rush hour.

Driver in front: "Hey, look at me. I think I'm a safe driver because I go 35MPH to merge onto a highway that has an average speed of 75MPH!"

Smart Driver stuck behind: "What a fucking twenty percenter. Now none of us can merge smoothly."

by Jack Bell June 25, 2007

purchasement

A thing that Audrey wanes away her life looking up as a word, jsut to proove Chris wrong, but alas... she is unsuccessful because it is a word.

Definition: To buy or barter for a gift

That ugly sweater Audrey is wearing is a TERRIBLE purchasement

by The anti-Audrey October 11, 2006

pure

Used in Carpinteria , CA circa late 80's/early 90's. Possibly still in use.
Meaning something is lame, or boring.
Probably from an insult to something being
virginal, or not rebellious.
Can be dragged out in a stoned stupor as
"puaaarr".

"Dude, that movie was pure".

Dude #1:"This weed is bunk".
Dude #2 "Puuuaaarrr"!

by shoalbait August 28, 2010

Pure Sauce

Something that is so amazing and intense that it just stands above the rest

Guy 1: Did you see Nate Robinson's dunk over Dwight Howard?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, that was pure sauce.

by Bay State Rappers May 23, 2012