Podtarded

Mentally challenged...when it comes to downloading music to their iPod.

I just bought this cool iPod,but I can't use it because I am Podtarded.

by oangieo June 26, 2008

Pottered

To be intoxicated to the point of injuring yourself.

Did you see all the stitches he had this morning?

Yea, he was fuckin pottered last night.

by Rev. Jesus February 4, 2010

Pottered

To be "pottered" means to have been duped, lied to, deceived or simply douched by another person. Another definition of the word might pertain to the idea that if one is to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all, like for example putting a customer into a rental car when all they needed was their windshield wiper fluid filled up, then you would have been "pottered."

Ryan (rental car agent): "Hello sir, I'd be happy to put you into that vehicle, what are they doing to your car today?"

Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile."

Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"

by miker94 January 5, 2011

Potterness

Over-eagerness to the point of complete and utter annoyance

Thomas' Potterness got the better of him again and no one will speak to him now.

by the most unfortunate victim May 20, 2011

Poptart

1. Any girl, usually a teenager, obsessed with being hip, artsy, or excentric, enjoys indie pop music and drinks redbull as a main part of her diet ; A girl who goes out of her way to be a "hipster".

"hey look at that poptart over there, shes such a hipster."
"she wont listen to that music shes a total poptart"

by Auoranaut October 4, 2011

poptart head

someones square or rectangularish shaped head

your head is so squarish

its called a poptart head,duh

by aismyname August 6, 2014

Poptarts

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017