pottarts

pottart (pötârts, pot-tarts): Snacks that you don't remeber consuming when you're too baked (smoking pot, weed, dope, mary-jane.....I swear I didn't inhail)

ie. "Hey man, I could have sworn I didn't eat those. They must have been pottarts."

by Kate March 30, 2004

netflix and poptarts

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015

smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

by Nyutan June 17, 2009

poptarts

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

by Dokido January 18, 2009

poptarts

gay bunch of people that aint as hard as they seem

look at those people over there they a bunch of poptarts

by jays January 28, 2005

Poptarts

A yummy taste of flavor put into on small Piece of food. Comes in various flavors and can sometimes taste weird if toasted up. 2 pieces of food put into a wrapper to eat for breakfast or whenever You need some food.

Person 1: I'm hungry! What is there to eat?
Person 2: There's Poptarts, Oreos-
Person 1:POPTARTS!
Person 2: Why do you like them so much?
Person 1: How could you not like a damn poptart?!

by Bobert the Balloon September 21, 2011

Poppin Poptarts

When you pop open a bag of pop tarts. It is a use for all mankind.

M is poppin poptarts

by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018