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The Miker phase is a theory that each and every female on the planet is in love, has been in love or will be in love with a "Mike" at some point in their life.
by Miker94 August 29, 2009
Get the Miker phase mug.Wii butt is the phenomenon that occurs when a grossly out of shape person plays games such as wii bowling and the next day has a sore left butt cheek from the "bowling motion."
"Man, I was playing wii bowling last night and my arse is killing me today!"
"Yeah, you have a bad case of wii butt!"
"Yeah, you have a bad case of wii butt!"
by Miker94 January 3, 2010
Get the Wii butt mug.Any time a person is wronged unexpectedly they are said to have been given a "dusti russell." Basically anything that happens to a person that is considered negative, mean, sneaky, wrong, painful, harmful, callous, dangerous, evil, disgusting, nasty or unpleasant and that occurs when you least expect it, that is when you received a "dusti russell."
Caden says to Cameron, "Man, I was in the zone and totally thought I had the sale, until that lady slipped me the dusti russell."
Earle was just realizing that he had some pain when he urinated. So he asked Mike for some advise and Mike said, "it sounds to me like someone gave you a dusti russell!"
Earle was just realizing that he had some pain when he urinated. So he asked Mike for some advise and Mike said, "it sounds to me like someone gave you a dusti russell!"
by Miker94 January 3, 2010
Get the Dusti Russell mug.the act of making a reservation, whether it be for a hotel, rental car or any other item that can be reserved.
by Miker94 October 25, 2009
Get the reservate mug.when a car is said to "drive like suck," it means that there is some sort of mechanical issue with the vehicle preventing the overall comfort of the ride.
"Yo dog, this car drive like suck!" Well sir, what exactly is wrong with it? "It drive like suck!" Well sir, I can't exactly tell the mechanic at the shop that it simply drive like suck. "Well, I don't like it...it drive like suck!"
by Miker94 October 25, 2009
Get the drive like suck mug.jutting jaw syndrome is a condition when a guy has an abnormally protruded jaw as if on purpose to show his control over a girl. it is a sign of complete toolness and a fake sense of masculinity.
Cameron says, "wow, look at that guy's jawline!" Mike replies, "yeah, he has a bad case of jutting jaw syndrome."
by Miker94 October 25, 2009
Get the jutting jaw syndrome mug.FNS stands for Flared Nostril Syndrome. It occurs when someone has abnormally large and/or flared nostrils all the time. A perfect example of this syndrome is on Mark Texiera of the Yankees, he has a bad case of it.
by Miker94 October 26, 2009
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