miker94's definitions

Pottered

To be "pottered" means to have been duped, lied to, deceived or simply douched by another person. Another definition of the word might pertain to the idea that if one is to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all, like for example putting a customer into a rental car when all they needed was their windshield wiper fluid filled up, then you would have been "pottered."

Ryan (rental car agent): "Hello sir, I'd be happy to put you into that vehicle, what are they doing to your car today?"

Customer: "Oh I just don't like the color, so I'll drive your car for one hour while they just stare at my car for awhile."

Brooke (rental car agent): "Hey Ryan, looks to me like you just got pottered!"

by miker94 January 5, 2011

Wii butt

Wii butt is the phenomenon that occurs when a grossly out of shape person plays games such as wii bowling and the next day has a sore left butt cheek from the "bowling motion."

"Man, I was playing wii bowling last night and my arse is killing me today!"

"Yeah, you have a bad case of wii butt!"

by Miker94 January 3, 2010

Dusti Russell

Any time a person is wronged unexpectedly they are said to have been given a "dusti russell." Basically anything that happens to a person that is considered negative, mean, sneaky, wrong, painful, harmful, callous, dangerous, evil, disgusting, nasty or unpleasant and that occurs when you least expect it, that is when you received a "dusti russell."

Caden says to Cameron, "Man, I was in the zone and totally thought I had the sale, until that lady slipped me the dusti russell."

Earle was just realizing that he had some pain when he urinated. So he asked Mike for some advise and Mike said, "it sounds to me like someone gave you a dusti russell!"

by Miker94 January 3, 2010

cuh

The word "cuh" is a derivative of the word "friend." The word first originated as the word "friend," then over the years it became "brother." It then became "bro," then "cousin." Soon after, the word became "cuz," then inevitably became "cuh." It's almost as if the entire word spoken in full became too much for some people to say, so laziness took over and the word was shortened. I suppose the next phase will be simply, "c." Another version of the word may as well be "unc" which is short for "uncle."

"Yo cuh, my Moms is havin' a bbq, wanna come ova?"

by Miker94 November 4, 2009

wha had happen was

This is slang for, "The particular incident that just occured was..." This is often used to describe an unusually bizarre situation that is likely untrue.

Caden (rental car employee): "So what happened sir?"

Dontae: "The car was jacked from my crib cuh."

Caden: "How did this happen sir?"

Dontae: "Well, wha had happen was dis dude just got all swolled up and had snatched dat piece."

by Miker94 October 29, 2009

FNS

FNS stands for Flared Nostril Syndrome. It occurs when someone has abnormally large and/or flared nostrils all the time. A perfect example of this syndrome is on Mark Texiera of the Yankees, he has a bad case of it.

Hey man, what's wrong with that guy's nose?

Nothing, he just has a bad case of FNS.

by Miker94 October 26, 2009

reservate

the act of making a reservation, whether it be for a hotel, rental car or any other item that can be reserved.

"Yo cuh, I needs to reservate dat car for my sistah Tanquesha."

by Miker94 October 25, 2009