Pigeon

The pigeon is a government drone commonly found in the streets. Known as "air rats" the pigeons exist for create chaos. They usually shit on the cars, if you have a withe car they poop black, if you have a black car they poop white.

Fuck you pigeons, me and my homies hate pigeons.

by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021

Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021

Pigeonning

a common past time kinda just vibing but...pigeon

"hey exams are over, I'll probably be pigeonning for the next few days, you?"
"squek"

by pigeonsaresocool August 26, 2021

Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!

Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 26, 2021

Scarce pigeon

American guy that loves rust. Loves the gay shit Phoenix does to him and wants to do it back. Hates niggas

Phoenix: i wanna fuck you pigeon
Scarce pigeon: i wanna fuck him back but i cant cuz hes a minor

by Angry_Salad August 17, 2022

pigeoned

When you blame someone of doing something you are actually guilty of.

-A: Dude, you ate the chocolate cake
-B: Damn you just pigeoned me, I saw you eat the cake

by sexy_knockers123 April 25, 2022

pigeon

A bird which bobs its head when walking, assimilating the iconic human blowjob moves. Thus also known as the blowjob bird.

-Oh shit today my friend told me pigeons literally walks like sucking an imaginary dick. Now I can't undo that from my head!
-Why are you coming so late, you being blowjobbed by those pigeons on the square?

by wankair October 12, 2022