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Poofcat

A gay cat who likes to dress up in fetish wear/ rides in the front of cars/ doesn't like to be put in a kettle
Poofcat pie tastes good and wholesome
by jayjay October 22, 2003
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Poof

When having sex a mans penis builds up a massive ass air bubble that comes out with the cum, and when released it makes a sound similair to a wet flagulent, like a queef.
"Holy hell man, i poofed on my girl last night" said Sid.

U fucking poofer.
by Robert Beyer August 2, 2006
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Phoofie

The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.
After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.
by Phoofie King June 6, 2010
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poofer

n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a sonic boom
Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.
by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006
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Proofproof

(Adj.) a person that is immune from proof and will not consider evidence, change his or her perspective, or reconsider an idea. The same way that a waterproof boat is protected from water, a proofproof person is protected from proof.

(Adj.) a theory that is constructed in such a way as to be impossible to disprove, ie it is non-falsifiable.
“Wow, Sean Hannity just admitted that he will not believe that Russia colluded with the Trump campaign no matter how much proof there is. He is proofproof.”

Immanuel Kant’s deontological theory of rights is based on the supposed inherency of worth or value to certain ideas. So no matter how much evidence or logic you muster, it won’t change. It’s a proofproof theory.”
by Jon Snow Lives June 15, 2018
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poof point

a life changing Disney movie with the guy from hanging with Mr. Cooper in it.
I was with this chick and I couldn't reach my poof point.
by jeremy ryan April 7, 2004
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Poof Sloop

Any boat piloted by a homosexual. Particularly when they meet in large groups of boats for the annual "Fagatta."
There goes another poof sloop. Hope they have a gay old time!
by wifflebird April 23, 2008
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