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Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.
Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.
by Merciless6 May 14, 2025
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A derogatory term meaning “non-nazi”
I hate hearing all this positive stuff about Anne Frank, she was a fucking nonce
by The Fürher September 10, 2020
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Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls
oh look, nick da nonce back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
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guy 1: whats a nonce
guy 2: bro did you not know? polar is a nonce
by gundhams balls January 29, 2021
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Nonce

British slang for Yvo, a man who sleeps through the whole day, never answers his phone, stalks users on the popular app TikTok and generally nonces around the place. Big nonce
Oi I've been ringing you since 8pm!

Sorry I've been sleeping because of all the TikTok I've been watching

You fucking nonce
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Your uncle
That guy is definitely a nonce.
by Imaladg July 23, 2019
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Some who says sweeties rather then sweets
My name is nibbles and i say sweeties because i am a nonce
by White guy jamie September 10, 2020
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